“Either way, middle school kids are all idiots and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get.”

“So, how are your origamis? Is that one the crane?”

“THIS IS A LOTUS FLOWER! THIS IS A PRAYING MANTIS!”

“…Let’s hear from our resident parenting expert, Hungry Shark.”

“Sometimes the taste of blood in the water is just so sweet, makes me wanna… I just gon…uh, I’m gonna eat your kids.”

hey thanks! i actually started watching it in elementary school too and it’s been hilarious to me ever since (i’m not sure if that’s because it’s a timelessly funny kind of thing or if my sense of humor just hasn’t changed since i was nine years old)

i really am glad people like it as much as i did/do though, it means a lot!

“Eeeew, shut up King, or I’ll stuff you full of coal!”

“That wouldn’t be so bad! A little onion salt, some hot sauce… wouldn’t be the first time!”

“Introducing…Tito the Tophaticent! And his beautiful assistant, Strong Mad with two basketballs shoved down his singlet!”